To set the record straight, I do not have pink eye.


On Thursday evening I scratched the lower part of my retina and my eye was pretty red and horribly sore. It was not pink eye.


I do not have pink eye.


After spending three days with said eye partially shut (and avoiding eyepatches, although deep down I covet being a pirate) it's back to normal pretty much. Still a little sore (especally with any bright light) and hurts to touch it (so...I avoid that, since one shouldn't touch ones eyeball anyhow) but it's not pink eye.


So don't go believing anything anybody told you.