Does anyone else think Site Pal is completely disturbing, or is it just me?

I should totally make one for PST, make it say things that aren't suggestive but could be completely taken out of context as such.

Even better, make it ugly, really, really ugly. No! Eureka! I've got it. I'll take the really young girl with piggie tails, make her all freaky glowstick-eyed with white hair, and make the scary female hive voice come out of her:

"Hello Childcare Professionals. I hope you do these classes and take goood care of your little children. We will know if you don't."

Scary, Hu? I don't know how it effected you, but I think Prana just wet herself a little.

HotD:

Beware the stare, yo.
Freaky, but no wire hangers,
That's another flick.