Somehow my Chemeketa address has become the breeding ground for viruses. I've had nearly two dozen sent to me there in the last hour, and I'm not sure how they got my addy. What's worse is they're masking them as Chemeketa addresses because they think I'm dumb enough to fall for that, or something. Think I should report it to IT, or send them a mail bomb? Readers choice.

HotD:

Stupid viruses.
It's bad enough that my mail,
Gets my grades in it.