If you've ever wondered where I got my extremely warped and messed up personality, here it is. A conversation between me and my Mom, over IMs:

Skyte's Mommy: What ya doing??
Skyte: Um, stalking you
Skyte's Mommy: Cool what am I doing
Skyte: Talking to me, picking your nose, which by the way is seriously rude.
Skyte's Mommy: But it is yummy
Skyte: You are really disgusting. I want a new mommy.

Applications are now being accepted for the position of Skyte's Mommy. Deadline is August 30th. I like cookies, being read to, and people who will do my homework for me. I don't like peas or being abandoned in shopping malls. That just hurts my feelings.