Went TV shopping with Laura. She bought two new ones for her bedroom and her living room in Target. She made the cashier boy
He was so flummoxed that when he went to help her put her TVs in her van, he didn't say a word the entire time, he just looked really frazzed. I'd like to think it was because he was in awe of my fantasticalness, but I think even I can't believe a delusion that big.
For now, I leave you with the Haiku of the Day. You're welcome.
Poor mister Winston,
He had dreams of being the best,
Crushed dead in Target.