I'd like to say something witty or clever here, like now I'm off to go sleep for a week, but alas. Instead I am off to go write a 20 million page term paper and prep for the TGIO party tomorrow.
Good luck to those of you who haven't finished yet. I'm proof that you can, so keep writing.
I'm so glad I won.
Too tired today.
This is your haiku figments,
Now write your novels.