So, I'm off to see how unlucky today really is.

Will there be a pop quiz? Will I flunk said quiz? Will I forget to turn in my application for rehire? Will I be fired? Will I lose control of my bodily functions and have an "accident"? In front of the entire student body? Will I run away in tears? Blinded by those tears, will I get lost? Will I fall off the tenth floor of some Godforsaken building, plummiting into an Office Max truck full of unboxed thumb tacks and meet my horiffic fate? Will I go to hell, only to be rejected? Will I be reincarnated? In the South?

Only time will tell.


If you live down South,
I was only joking, `kay?
Don't beat me, it's mean.

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