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Why do people say that professional wrestlers compose random sentences about mechanics? Was it you who told me that television weathermen drink to the health of television weathermen? The hard rock geologists have discovered that the marmosets are reincarnated as hypnotists.On the CBS National Nightly News, he claimed that the rabbits take care of child psychologists. All the faculty advisors care deeply about the children. Policemen blush when they see laundromats. After several gin & tonics, John Tower said that the raccoons steal from sanitary engineers. Puppets do not trust Democrats. Parents could learn from insects. Mermaids live next door to mandrills.



Text from a spam letter I got in my E-mail. I'm not quite sure what exactly they're selling (or taking, for that matter) but I'm thinking I want some.

I need a new layout. This is insane, it's almost March. I've got four (paying...shock, gasp) web clients right now and so I'm avoiding working on anything of my own, but it's getting bad enough that I may have to write myself a ticket for voiolating the no Christmas themed anything past the 1st of February rule.