As for myself, tomorrow is also my younger brother Bud's birthday, so I'll be wishing him a happy birthday, and then sitting around on my duff with a house full of people eating junk and watching bad movies. A great way to spend the 4th, if I say so myself.
Have a safe and happy 4th Figments. Don't go singeing your eyebrows off your heads, I like you just the way you are.
Loud thumping music
Annoying neighbors are fun
Time to call the cops