1.04.2002

I resent the comment that I discriminate against fruit and vegitables. I never! I've never discriminated against any organic product, ever. Especally not a fruit OR a veggible (cough..yes, I said veggible.). I've never shook a coconut, I've never squeezed a melon (Ok, there was that one time..but this has got NOTHING to do with this), or poked at a tomato, and I never told a kumquat to go back where it came from. I don't know where you'd ever get such an idea. Of all the nerve. Next you'll be telling me I discriminate against my cookwear. I've never called a pot or a kettle any shade of any color remotely close to black ever. Talk like that makes Baby Jesus cry, and you don't want that now do you?

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