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"Animal Crackers, are they Crackers or Cookies?"

It's simple, they're a cookie.

Why cracker then?

They're named 'crackers' so Childcare providers can claim them on their USDA food program menus more then twice a month and won't get disallowed half their meals and all their snacks for feeding children "dessert" more then twice a week and then have to be visited by the evil Childcare Lunch Ladies.

"Thought you'd just slip that in with those extra hot dogs, didn't you, you bitch?"

See, simple.

I need a new job.

Check that out...first and only curse word in this entire thing.

How very bad of me. Bad Jamie...bad...bad...ba...zzzzz...