In protest of the heat (It's supposed to be 92 today but it's already 85 outside and is only 11, so I'm expecting a good 100 today) I am playing hookey someplace with a pool.

You can come if you want, just no naked swimming.

Haiku for today:
Sunburned I shall be,
Because it just never fails,
Between house and car.
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