So in the style of every single media outlet in the world, I give you the most important, hard hitting new story with that contains vital information that will cause great social, economical and political impact on the world around us.
Britney Spears is putting fans on notice: Be prepared for her hot career comeback.
I know, I know. It's a lot to take in at once, but as soon as the overwhelming tears subside, I'll be here to talk about it.
Quilts and hot chocolate.
The heat is turned up on high,
Feet are still frozen.