You know those summer sausage log things? The cheap ones that are made to withstand gale force winds? That can outlive any slimy one celled creature or cockroaches? The ones that sit in your intestines forever? You know the ones that if you eat to many of them your tongue will fall off?
They mold.
And here I thought they lived forever.
Oh...my heart has been shattered by my disappointment in modern science.
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