Rhea Rhyolin: You know what's terribly scary?

Saetan SaDiablo: Besides me naked?

Rhea Rhyolin: Aaaaah...that's not scary, it's blinding

Saetan SaDiablo: You should say, "Oh no, you have the perfect ass, the perfect body, and the nicest penis any man has ever had." Not, "It's blinding."

Rhea Rhyolin: ::laugh::

Rhea Rhyolin: But that would be lying

Rhea Rhyolin: and unlike some people, I don't lie

Saetan SaDiablo: You know, I'm starting to wonder if I should take these personally. :P

Rhea Rhyolin: ::pats you on the head::


As you can tell, I'm being such an angel about this whole thing. I could be waiting on his front porch in the dark with a bat, rubber gloves, and small unsanitized surgical tools. But I'm not, now am I?