What are your New Years resolutions? Are they to stop smoking? To stop stalking? Maybe to shower once in a while? You tell me yours and I'll tell you mine. I'll even go first.

1. To travel out of state, because I love to travel but can't afford to go out of the country. I don't care where I go. Preferably legally and not because I've been extradited. Maybe to visit Fred.

2. To get in better shape. You know, because everyone else is doing it. I'm even going to make a blog about it, one that is even more whiny then this one! Huzzah!

3. Eliminate 10 things off my Things to Do Before I Die list. I don't know what ten things, but at least ten of them.

Now, let's see if I can do it, shall we?