Alpha Kappa Omicron elections are tonight. Because I don't have nearly enough amusing and embarrassing anecdotes about myself to tell you all about, I've decided to run for an office. What office, you ask? Well, since Presidency is entirely too intimidating for the likes of me, I'm going to shoot for Vice President. You know, so everything that goes wrong can be blamed on yours truly. Not that it isn't already. That isn't the point though.

Failing that, I might see if I can nap a Cabinet seat. You never know right?

Anyway, be good little figments and wish me buckets of luck. I'll let you know how badly I lost when I come back.

HotD:

Are you a member?
Get your butt to campus and
Vote for me dangit.