Dude, I won.

I'm Ms. Vice President. Ms. Vice President of the Phi Theta Kappa (It's an honor society by the way, not a sorority. So don't come to meetings thinking there will be topless drunk girls) chapter Alpha Kappa Oatmeal Omicron (say that sucker three times fast). Seriously. By a unanimous vote, even. Holy crap! These people are crazy. Crazy I say. They elected me!

I'm so so so so so excited!! I even did a dance and made up a song and everything! Yay me! YAY! YAYAYAYAY! Yay! I've called up everyone I know who knew I was running and squealed in their ear. They're all deaf now, but that's ok, because I'm the Vice President.