I actually managed to finagle an "A" on my Zoology mid-term. Yes, I am as surprised as you are.

Since there is something clinically wrong with me, I made up a song about it. The A Song. It's sung to the tune of "Row Row Row Your Boat" and it goes:

A, A, A, A-A
A, A, A, A, AAAAAA!
A, A, A, A, A,...

Well, you get the point. I didn't make up a dance this time. See, I am so getting better.

HotD:

Mouth pain is sucky.
I bit my tongue last week now,
And it still hurts, man.