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Your name spelled backwards.

Where were your parents born?
Salem, Oregon and I'm not sure, I think Portland.

What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Detective Academy Q Episode 22. Long live Otakus! I'm such a geek.

What's your favorite restaurant?
Newport Bay. I love their fried zucchini.

Last time you swam in a pool?
Two weeks or so ago. Finally, my hair doesn't feel like straw anymore. Yay.

Have you ever been in a school play?
Yep. I always landed the roles of the crazies. And if I wasn't acting, I was a techie.

How many kids do you want?
I don't want any. Thanks anyway!

Type of music you dislike most?
Country and Rap.

Are you registered to vote?
Yep yep!

Do you have cable?
Cable modem, not cable TV though. This makes me sad, but in reality, it's not like I have time to watch TV anyway.

Have you ever ridden on a moped?
Uhhu. I crashed one into berry briars ones. It was smooth of me.

Ever prank call anybody?
Yeah, but not often. I always felt bad about it.

Ever get a parking ticket?

Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Yep. You only die once!

Farthest place you ever traveled.
Not far. I've never been out of the country. I've been to Memphis. Wait, I've been far. I went to Graceland, that's a whole 'nother freaking world.

Do you have a garden?
Yeah. It has one lonely itty bitty pumpkin, and a bunch of lilies.

What's your favorite comic strip?
Something Positive! Technically it's a web comic, but they're all the same right?

Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yeah. I don't sing it though. I also don't cover my heart or stand when a flag passes by. It's because I'm a terrorist. Ask anyone.

Bath or Shower, morning or night?
Showers at any time. I love baths, but I haven't gotten to take them since I moved. It saddens me.

Best movie you've seen in the past month?
Ahh. Well, seeing as how everything I've seen this month has been junk, I'd have to say...ahhh...

Favorite pizza topping?
Olives are divine
Gods bestist idea yet
Hurray for olives!

Chips or popcorn?
Sour cream and onion kettle chips. I hate popcorn, damn hulls.

What color lipstick do you usually wear?
None. My lips are streakers. Completely nude. Unless I'm wearing Burts Bees stuff.

Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
Peanut shells?

Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
No. Ha!

Orange Juice or apple?
Apple juice is fantastic. Orange juice kills my tender and sensitive tummy.

Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine?
Ahh. Shoot. Robin and we went to the Mexican place over here that was the only decent one in town. They closed it. It's Italian now. I have yet to go there.

Favorite type chocolate bar?
Chocolate is the work of the devil.

When was the last time you voted at the polls?
Um...I voted against some measure last year? It went through anyway. Bloody shame, it cut a bunch of funding from schools and stuff. Morons.

Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Not for a while. I know where some tomato plants are though, this question makes me want to sneak over and steal one.

Have you ever won a trophy?
No. My life is incomplete now! I never realized how sad I was for not winning a trophy! I think someone should give me one. Um, how about 'Best Jamie Ever'? That would do.

Are you a good cook?
Yeah. I give good eats.

Do you know how to pump your own gas?
No. It's actually illegal to pump your own gas here in Oregon. We hire people to do it for us, because we're civilized.

Ever order an article from an infomercial?
..........No. Honest.

Sprite or 7-up?
Sprite. Yum.

Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?
Yeah. I worked as a medical records specialist for a while. Even though we were in the records room, on the second floor of the clinic, and nobody saw us ever they thought it would create camaraderie if we all dressed in dopey outfits with our name tags pinned two fingers down our left shoulder at all times. I didn't even get to wear stupid scrubs, it was dumb black slacks and scary buttoned maroon shirts. Maroon! Not even a nice maroon either, a scary maroon. Jevus! Needless to say, I didn't stay in that job very long.

Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
Shoot. Vicodin? I can't even spell the stuff. I got it, like, two and a half years ago almost? I was sick...they made me sicker.

Ever throw up in public?
Not that I remember?

Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
Millions. I can buy love with millions, baby. Seriously.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Sure. I love all types of cowboys at first sight.

Ever call a 1-900 number?
Yes, but your mommy told me to stop calling her.

Wait...that was mean, sorry.

Can ex's be friends?
Yep. Yep yep yep.

Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
My Grandfather, right before he passed away from Cancer.

Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?
Red hair. Bright scary carrot red hair. It fell out though.

What message is on your answering machine?
That scary mechanical man guy who comes on the answering machine when you buy it.

What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character?
Mister Robinson

What was the name of your first pet?
Um. Sally? I think.

What is in your purse?
You seriously want to know? My hairbrush, my day planner, a mini day planner, my wallet (with the obligatory cards in it), my bankbook (with a five buck check that needs to be deposited. Wow! I'm rich!), my business bankbook, Burts Bees lip stuff, my class schedule for CCC, a zillion pens, a broken opal ring in a ziplock baggie, scrunchies, a bunch of papers that I have no idea what they are, two lollipops, business cards, my keys, a froggy change purse (with two cents inside!), one of those bubble gum machine capsules with a mini-mini alien guy in it, and a pair of sunglasses in a cute knit case. Know what? I need a bigger purse.

Favorite thing to do before bedtime?
Read. Write. Stalk unsuspecting victims.

What is one thing you are grateful for today?
I'm not dead. It's all good, yo.

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