I pinched a nerve in the bottom of my foot running around like a fool yesterday and my foot is all nice and swollen and it's very painful to walk on. Unfortunately meetings could care less, so I've already been out and about limping from meeting to meeting and trying really hard to make it look attractive.

Limping is not attractive. Especially not when every other step is punctuated by a yelp.

So, hopefully I'm off it for the rest of the work day. I need to rig something so I can put it up, because having it down on the floor under my desk just makes it throb. It's not even a fun type of throb either, I really am so abused.

A haiku:


My feet are begging
with loud ouching and whining:
"Morphine! Be my friend!"


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