Popcorn hulls are hell. I know they have hull-less popcorn, so why doesn't every popcorn manufacturer type person use that kind of corn for their product? Is it some kind of conspiracy? Do they get jollies from watching people tear their gums bloody trying to get a hull out from between their teeth? What's worse, is I don't even like popcorn, but I ate it anyway, and this is what I get for doing it.

It's almost worth going and having your teeth pulled just to get the little hulls out. I think I've brushed them at least sixty times in the last day. It's starting to make me cranky, and I'm no fun cranky.

A haiku:


I have some candy.
If you beg really pretty,
I might give you some.


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