Dear Diary,
Today is a day just like any other- OR IS IT?!!? I decided to boycott Laney today. Unfortunately, she is at Jamie's house. I didn't bring her a postcard from Reno, so she just punched me in the face.

UPDATE: She just attempted to strangle me.

I'd like to leave you with a Dresden Dolls quote:
all around the nation, the girls are crying and the boys are masturbating!

Yours,
Tiffin
p.s. Savvy said it was okay to babble